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Joke of the Day
"Petulant: (defn.) a cat or dog you let a friend borrow"
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"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."
"A penny fell out of my pocket So I left it thinking ""I just raised their property value."""
"Every spider has the same powers as Spiderman, yet none of them choose to be superheroes. This is everything you need to know about spiders."
"What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce patch? A seizure salad!"
"How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over? He used a Luigi Board."
"So I had this idea to make money by selling bottled bottles ...It made no cents"
"On Thanksgiving, in Soviet Russia... Turkey shoot you!"
"Trump's plan for global warming: nuclear winter."
"A courtroom artist was arrested today for an unknown reason... details are sketchy."