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Joke of the Day
"Today my boss fondled my genitals! Being self-employed is great."
Next Joke
"I hope we're past the point in naval technology where loose lips still have the potential to sink ships."
"i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice."
"I won't be impressed with science until I can download a waffle."
"After seeing your latest selfie ... And knowing what you look like in real life.... I'd like to hire you for your photoshopping abilities."
"What do you call two obese lesbians who are about to turn in for the night? Bedward ScissorHams"
"Pitch: A Movie/ TV ep that starts w a Muslim guy praying & then it turns out he's a normal guy & the story has nothing to do with terrorism."
"Which blood type does a bad speler have? Typo"
"What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !"
"An engineer major asks... ""How can we build this?"" A business major asks, ""How can we finance this?"" A liberal arts major asks, ""Do you want fries with that?"""