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Joke of the Day
"Why do mermaids wear sea shells? Because their boobs are too big for b-shells!"
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"It looks like trees are all flamboyantly coming out of the closet before they die for the winter"
"I try not to criticize those who practice incest After all, it's all relative."
"Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character."
"How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? It's some really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it."
"If you see someone crying, ask if it's because of their haircut."
"Why did the Snowman pull his pants down? Because the snowblower was coming."
"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... when they see a little boy walking towards them. The priest says, ""Hey, let's go fuck that little boy over there!"" The rabbi says, ""Out of what?"""
"Ate way too much..I'm gonna go to Africa and throw up everything I just ate for all the starving children..yes I do have a generous side."
"What do you call bread baked in the south? inbred"