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Joke of the Day

"Nicki Minaj is probably my favorite Dr. Seuss character."

"There is an animal a dog is always trying to find. Wolf.. Wolf .. Wolf .."

"A shout out to all of the beautiful women who don't need to dress trashy to attract a man..... But party at my place for all those who do"

"A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting."""

"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"

"An in-depth test to see if you know how to avoid Clickbait Apparently not!"

"Hubby's head seems like it's almost twice the size of mine. We are never having children."

"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls!"

"""We need to kill the terrorist NOW"" But how.. ""The human body is 70% water"" Jesus, you know what to do *terrorist dies of alcohol poisoning*"

"Did you hear about the Psychic midget that escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."