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Joke of the Day

"Why did the Snowman pull his pants down? Because the snowblower was coming."

"Gangstas Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side? So their hats are right side up when they go to aim."

"What's the official title for the Poopsmith's boss? We feel like we have the best two answers, and there's disagreement over who's is best."

"What do you call a potato shaped like a penis? A dictator."

"Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent? Because they contain a lot of fowl language."

"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"

"I lost 100 pounds... and I only got half an hour. London chicks are pricy as hell."

"In the navy, how do you separate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Beautiful women following me on Twitter is screwing up my perception of who will talk to me in RL. A trip to Walmart should fix that."

"What do men do after orgasm? 1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation"