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Joke of the Day
"Your momma... Your momma is so fat when she gets into the elevator it HAS to go down"
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"For Christmas last year I got a sweater. This year I'd prefer a moaner or a squirter."
"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."
"If there are 2 things I hate they're... Incomplete lists."
"I walked into the library the other day and asked the librarian if he still had that mouldy old book on giving your child up for adoption. ""It was vile so I got rid of it."" ""That's the one."""
"Hey baby, wanna violate the Pauli Exclusion Principle with me?"
"Me: They were out of tampons, so I got you a box of bandaids instead. Her:"
"Why did Jesus stop playing Hockey? He just kept getting nailed to the boards. Sorry too anyone offended, but come on, why are you here if you get offended. PS, Sorry Jesus, its funny!"
"What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe, dang it! BREATHE!"
"My ice maker broke and now I have to make ice, in trays. I'll be on Pinterest looking for a recipe."