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Joke of the Day
"What squeaks as it solves crimes ? Miami mice !"
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"Mum could you write me a P.E. note? dear miss My daughter has requested i write a note for P.E. hear it is.. I found this funny i found it on the mirrors website, like this actually happened ha"
"Men can I ask whats up with your all-in-one shampoo/conditioner/body wash/insect repellent/motor oil/mouth wash/sun block/laundry detergent"
"I had a date last night. Such an underrated fruit."
"What's red and black and screaming all over? Stevie Wonder when he answers the iron."
"What does Brokeback Mountain and the NFL have in common? The cowboys both suck."
"Gay guys are fucking assholes."
"Give a man a pizza and he eats for a day Teach a man how to make a pizza and he will work minimum wage"
"Q: What's Clinton's favorite baseball team? A: The Dodgers."
"If I meet Captain Crunch I'm going to punch him in the roof of the mouth."