176336

Joke of the Day

"Maybe mama duck isn't leading her babies, maybe she's trying to outrun them."

"Did you hear that computer scientists have designed and built the perfect tennis player? He's a big server."

"Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?"

"You can park your car anywhere you want as long as you turn on your emergency blinkers. It's one of the more obscure lifehacks out there"

"My gay friend told me never to invest in real estate. He's super homophobic."

"What do you get when you cross a person and a manatee? HUMANITY! ...And bestiality...."

"Many people are shocked when they find out I'm not a good electrician."

"If you find that China is not working... ... Have you tried updating your Mao settings?"

"What has a bottom on top? A leg."

"Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. Except Gary. Gary was in your house going through your underwear drawer. He also kissed your cat."