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Joke of the Day
"I like my children how I like my essays. Unplanned and poorly executed"
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"Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases? I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines."
"Taxidermist's Wife: Whatcha thinkin' about? Taxidermist: Stuff."
"You're riding the crest of a slump?"
"What did the Dalai Llama play on stage at Glastonbury? Yakmanninov"
"friendzone how many ""friend-zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."
"The cast of 16 & pregnant are the future cast of 32 & grandparents"
"What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear? The silence of the lambs"
"What instrument does the Irish chemist play? The boron."
"What do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese"