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Joke of the Day

"My kid spilled milk in the back of my car last week ... Now I tell people it has a stinky dairy-air."

"I'm always a little suspicious of women who say that they don't ""remember things"""

"Coffee Joke [OC] So the coffee asked the creamer, ""Are you outraged by our working conditions too, or do you support management?"" The creamer replied, ""I'm half and half."" ^^^I'm ^^^Sorry."

"How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ? With it's sparrowchute !"

"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"

"What do you do if you start seeing a little glowing green man Walk across the street"

"I used to have a morbid fear of German sausage..... Its been hard, Ive been through therapy but now I think I'm over the wurst."

"Why is Edward still in Russia? Because he is Snowd*en*"

"News, just in: Truck Stolen! A lorry containing 150 pallets of Viagra was stolen last night. Police are searching the country for a gang of hardened criminals."

"Why did Donald Trump win Florida in the Presidential Election? Floridians have seen the positive effect an Orange can have on the economy."