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Joke of the Day

"Whoever invented the iPhone charge cord is probably the same shitlord who invented the Capri Sun pouch."

"What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry?Never lick the spoon."

"Q: Why didn't Natalie Wood take a shower on the boat? A: She wanted to wash up on shore."

"What are the symptoms of amnesia? I can't remember"

"What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest? Berried Treasure."

"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."

"I didn't think that pigs could fly... But then I found out that Donald Trump had a private jet."

"A breakfast crime Did you here about the egg who *cracked* the case?. He was super *yolked* so it was *over-easy*."

"The barber in my neighborhood just got arrested for selling drugs. I've been a customer of his for 4 years, and I never knew he was a barber."

"How many Dragonball characters does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes."