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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. That was an awkward SMS to receive."
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"How much hummus did the anorexic Arab eat? A tahini bit!"
"TIFU: I posted my FU in /r/jokes"
"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."
"ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut ""you mean duct taped, right?"" um... *cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*"
"What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka? Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut."
"What's worse than ten babies in one trash can? One baby in ten trash cans."
"Starbucks job interview: ""What's your name?"" ""Alyssa"" ""Spell that please"" ""L A R I S S A"" ""When can you start?"""
"Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar."
"There's a part of me that still loves you. I hit that part with a hammer. Stupid part."