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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend says she enjoys sex more whilst on holiday. That was an awkward SMS to receive."
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"When will Cameron stop fucking with the system? when pigs fly"
"why isn't thunder called soundning"
"Arcade Fire: great band / nerd way to die"
"What's the difference between your mom and a chicken coop? There's a limit to the number of cocks that can fit into the coop."
"Cashier: ""Look at all this candy! You're going to have a lot of happy kids this Halloween"" Me: ""It's Halloween?"""
"Wow kanye west's website is named kanye west .com .. can you believe the ego on this guy. jeez louise."
"You hear of the movie about a girl's struggle during her time of the month? It won the award for the best period drama"
"I'm sick of being the guy everyone comes to when they want the money I owe them."
"If you're an astronaut and you don't end every relationship by saying ""look, I just need space"" then you're wasting everyone's time."