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Joke of the Day

"A woman walks into a bar She walks up to the counter and says to the bartender, ""Gimme a double entendre."" So he gives it to her."

"They say god dosn't give people things they can't handle. Except cancer."

"""Honey?! What did you feed him? His poop is huge ... and green!"" [the first of many struggles that Bruce Banner's parents faced]"

"Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar? They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows."

"How do you kill a hipster? By drowning him in the mainstream"

"Is the KKK a good source of Potassium? Yes, because they're all bananas."

"I accidentally knocked over my daughters giant Lego building she made. It's ok though, I blamed it on radical Muslims like a good American."

"I deleted all of the Germans off my phone. Its Hans-free."

"Single? Give your sexual partner a Valentine's Day treat by having a manicure."

"A man was arrested for taking drugs in the UAE He got stoned..."