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Joke of the Day
"How do you re-use a condom? Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."
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"Why are ducks always sad? Because of their bills"
"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."
"Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets"
"I'd like to think inside your box."
"Half of these jokes were around when Jesus played fullback for Jerusalem."
"What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker? Not having to set aside money for your old age."
"What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath? The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure."
"Did you hear about that brilliant Irish investor? His money just keeps Dublin"
"I hate when my tattoo guy asks if he can take pics for his website and then I wake up the next day realising I don't have any tattoos."