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Joke of the Day
"How did King George view the colonists? He thought they were revolting"
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"How much jizz does a gay dude have? A buttload"
"I used to perform circumcisions for a living. I got tons of tips."
"Husband said our electricity bills are too high need to cut back so I asked him to move."
"People say, ""You have to work on a marriage."" I say, ""No thank you. I already have a job"
"How do you catch a bear? 1. Dig a big hole 2. Fill the hole with ash 3. Place peas all around the hole 4. Finally, when the bear stops to take a pea you kick it in the ash-hole"
"""So, why do you want to be a doctor?"" Because I can never be patient."
"I told my wife ..... I'm going to quit my job to become a stand up comedian, and she said, ""You can't be serious""!!!"
"They say imitation is the highest form of flattery, but actually... A plateau is."
"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."