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Joke of the Day
"What does Hodor start off his day with? Raisin' Bran."
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"Sometimes I find myself feeling hopeful for the future of the human race but then I remember there are grown men who like My Little Pony."
"I tried being a barber for a while but I just couldn't cut it. Bonus joke: Had to buy a stepladder the other day, I never knew my real ladder."
"I went to the zoo... I went to the zoo yesterday and I was disappointed to see the only animal they had was a single dog. It's a shih tzu."
"So hypothetically speaking, what do you think is the scariest mask they would let me wear in line at the bank?"
"why are people so disgusted when someone farts around them? I mean, come on, a little gas never killed anyone"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur with vertigo? Falloffalottapuss"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to hold the penis. I mean, ladder."
"What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire"
"""Sacre gray!"" - Colorblind French guy"