221491
Joke of the Day
"Don't shop when hungry. Don't date when horny. Don't update your status when drunk"
Next Joke
"I've only taught my parrot to say ""REPETITION"" so far. Next I'm going to teach him to say ""IRONY AND ANNOYING ARE SYNONYMS"". ""SQUAWK!"""
"What is censorship? [removed]"
"TIL of a Native American doctor who has successfully treated cancer for hundreds of individuals. They call him Chemo Savvy."
"Why does the man with the foot fetish always lose? Because he's in defeat."
"Did I miss the Limerick fad? There once was a fellow from Kent, Whose cock was so long that it bent. To save him some trouble, He'd put it in double. And instead of coming, he went."
"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"
"Where do Americans buy their groceries in Afghanistan? At the infideli counter."
"What causes German Earthquakes? Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out"
"what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass? Jurassic Pork Ill show^myself^out"