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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't the conspiracy theorist make his irreverently named pet sleep outside? Because 9/11 was an inside dog."

"Autocorrect is like being drunk: You only realise what it did after you have left a bad impression."

"The reason why I only date black girls is because I don't like meeting dads."

"A world renowned chef undercooked the meat It was a rare misteak"

"I've heard muslims are bad in bed After the first scream they go off"

"My friend has a habit of dropping things. It's getting out of hand."

"When I have more than $20 in my account at the end of the month I have to wonder what bill I forgot to pay."

"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."

"Hiphop cereal idea: Ludacrisp"

"My girlfriend complained about my obsession with spices. So I said, ""Bae, leave."""