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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, we're wearing the same shoes,"" I say to a teenager, ruining her day."
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"If I jack off in a plane Does it count as Highjacking?"
"How do you escape a fascist authoritarian regime? By getting aboard (a) voat"
"You know your girlfriend is fat when... When she fits into your wife's cloths."
"there should be drug education for future nerds covering topics like ""chill out. take a drink"" & ""don't be the D.D. for people who hate you"""
"My grandfather died peacefully and in his sleep but the kids on his bus were screaming."
"There was a guy so dumb, that one time drug dealers sent him to Colombia to bring coke He brought back Pepsi"
"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I've never had a garbanzo bean in my bed."
"I'm an over medium comedian I don't always make yolks, but when I do, they are runny"
"How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection."