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Joke of the Day
"Brains are wonderful, I wish everyone had one."
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"Why do happy Asians always have dirty hands? ""If you're happy and you know it, crap your hands."""
"If i were a hand model, at least i could say that i've banged a model."
"lookin for a quick and easy way to beef up that scrawny bod and really turn some heads at the beach? float dead in a lake"
"I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato."
"It's so insulting when people think they need to explain simple things to me. I mean like, don't consume I'm dumb n shit, you know?"
"I'm not surprised nobody has heard of the terrorist hairdressers? They're a fringe group."
"""Sorry, that was my bad."" ""Your bad what?"" ""No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad."" ""You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?"" ""Yeah"""
"I had a near miss on my a flight to Thailand. Well a pre-op Transsexual."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!! haha funny fun pun so funny joke haha (upvote this) haha lol =)"