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Joke of the Day
"What did the unicyclist say to the bicyclist? I'm bi curious."
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"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, on a sunny day their light comes from the glass ceiling. edit; missing words"
"[while titanic is sinking] me: [mouth full of shrimp at the buffet] I can't believe no one is eating these lol"
"What do you call a fist fight at noon? A lunchbox"
"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? One says, ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says, ""Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!"
"Autocorrect changed ""you're so wise"" to ""you're so wide"", and now I need to find a good hiding spot before my wife comes home."
"What type of bees make milk...? Boo-bees!"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer: *WHACK!* and shouts ""DAMN!"" A bad skydiver: shouts ""DAMN!"" *WHACK*"
"Why are atoms so serious? Because they're no laughing matter."
"Me: How dilated is she? Nurse: 4 centimeters. Me: This is America. Nurse: 0.000198838 furlongs."