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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? One says, ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"" The other says, ""Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!"

"I get so pissed off when the 'Dawson's Creek' theme song doesn't suddenly play in the background while I'm having a magical moment."

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"A kitchen joke. Why was the cutting board? The knife was really dull"

"My friends say I'm condescending... That means I talk down to people."

"I ate a lot. It tasted like cement."

"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."

"Q: What is your least favorite force of nature? A: Gravity. It's always bringing me down."

"White people dance like they have an invisible hula hoop around their waist."

"For starters, you drew your mom the same size as the house. Good enough for the fridge? I don't even want it in my garbage."