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Joke of the Day
"Dad Joke: What did Miley Cyrus' dancing instructor tell her to do? Hometwerk"
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"Anal with my girl friend made my whole day.. [NSFW] .. But it made her hole weak."
"[creating humans] God: They will have a powerful immune system Assistant: Boring God: ok some will die from eating a peanut A: Nice, nice"
"What did the beaver say when he found out his new neighbour was a fish? Cod dam"
"Throwing acid is wrong... in some people's eyes"
"[loud speaker] ""Hi shoppers I see a lot of confused guys with mustaches. we've moved the Hawaiian shirt section next to the pleated jorts"""
"I'm having second thoughts about booking time to visit an Indian community. I guess I'm having reservation reservation reservations."
"History: delete Pics: delete Texts: delete Kik: delete ""Why yes, you can use my phone for a second."""
"What do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a homosexual? A megasauranus."
"Show me on this Russian nesting doll where the bad man hid many more, smaller versions of you"