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Joke of the Day
"How many Women Priest are there? Nun."
Next Joke
"I'm such a hipster... I'm such a hipster that I won't listen to the Beatles until they're all dead. That way I can say I was a fan when they were underground."
"Say what you want about pedophiles... ...at least they don't speed in school zones."
"TIFU by disappointing a girl with my 3.2 incher. She didn't take American Express."
"What do you call a big, dumb, slow guy who cuts down trees? A lumbering oaf."
"Emotions don't scare me. People who manage to hide theirs completely, do."
"What's long, hard and has cum in it? A cucumber"
"Why did Michael Jackson always lose in a race? Because he always came in a lil behind."
"Did you know that Lombard street in San fransisco is the second most crooked street in the United States? The most crooked street in the United States is Wall Street!"
"What do you get when you cross Paris Hilton with Iggy Azalea? A horribly depraved piece of human garbage."