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Joke of the Day
"What has teeth but no mouth? A comb or a saw."
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"[speed dating] Me: Have you ever choked someone? ""No I would never do something like that"" Me: Next"
"What do they call a Polish astronomer? Copernicus."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a painting..."
"I want a ""refrigerataur."" Half horse, half refrigerator. I could ride it AND eat from it which is just plain sensible we are in a recession."
"People say I'm odd because... I CAN'T EVEN"
"What did the math major say to himself when he discovered that he was no longer a sapling? Gee, I'm a tree."
"Why did God invent economists? So accountants could have someone to laugh at."
"What do LotR and Brokeback Mountain have in common? Someone's ring gets broken."
"A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading ""Wife Wanted."" - The next day he received a hundred letters saying ""You can have mine."""