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Joke of the Day

"Funny that when a guy sleeps with tons of girls, he's called a stud... But when a girl does the same she's called a lesbian."

"Good friends help you move. Great friends help you move bodies."

"Don't sleep with politicians. They all have aides."

"What did the frog say when he was asked how he knew so much about the new lili pad. Reddit"

"If you see someone wearing camouflage clothing, bump into them. It only takes a second of your time & it makes them feel like it works."

"If I had known ""cuties"" were little oranges when my wife asked me to ""bring a few home,"" I could have avoided these awkward introductions."

"One liner So two law students walk into a bar"

"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"

"Justin Timberlake postponing his Buffalo show Sat. & then going on Fallon is like that time I called in sick & tweeted a selfie on a boat."

"Once a month, women go completely crazy ...for about 30 days."