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Joke of the Day
"I thought about buying a pocket calculator and then I thought who care how many pockets I have"
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"Posting a status update before responding to someone's text is the easiest way to let them know how unimportant they are."
"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year"
"Is Jon Stewart the Last Airbender? Because just when the world needed him most, he vanished."
"Buying a new phone is basically being forced into a not so fun game of ""how long can I go without dropping it."" Same thing with babies."
"Why did the hen win a Wild West duel between it and a Peacock? Hen shot first."
"Wanna know how I escaped Iraq? Iran"
"What did Sonic the Hedgehog say 24 hours before he got a blood test? Gotta go fast."
"I also have a Vampire joke, but I won't tell it to you. Because it sucks."