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Joke of the Day

"Teacher: ""Who built the first American car?"" Student: ""Me Pilgrims."" Teacher: ""The Pilgrims?"" Student: ""Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."""

"What's the difference between a corn husker with epilepsy and a prostitute with dysentery? One shucks between fits."

"Why was the horse happy to come home after being released from the hospital? Because of his stable condition."

"""The new Star Wars comes out in two years"". (Luke 20:15)."

"Then: Me: I want McDonald's Mom: Do you have McDonald's money? Now: Mom: I want grandkids Me: Do you have grandkids money??"

"Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day; Teach a man to fish, and a month later he dies of scurvy."

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"

"Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead."

"A man working at an airport control tower when he notices a crash about to happen. He called the airplane crash hotline: 911."