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Joke of the Day

"Mozart killed all his chickens.. he had asked them who the best composer was, and they kept saying "" Bach! Bach! Bach!"

"Every chef on Chopped's like ""I was medically dead for 3 yrs & my wife married the guy who pushed me off that bridge. My specialty is bao."""

"What's another name for a prosthetic patella? Faux-knee"

"Why is Jewish apple cake Jewish? Because it's baked in an oven..."

"I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving."

"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."

"What is the difference between Black men and white men? Black men can't fuck ""Alexis Texas"""

"What does this joke's punchline & a 50 foot penis have in common? You can see them coming from miles away."

"Why can't Canada win wars? Because they'll blow you up and then apologize."

"Doctor doctor nobody understands me. What do you mean by that?"