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Joke of the Day

"I get carried away sometimes... Usually because I refuse to leave."

"What's the difference between a dog and a cat? If a cat were big enough it would eat you."

"Went to get coffee for a coworker. I effed up the order, but used it as a teaching opportunity to illustrate the dangers of outsourcing."

"If caitlyn Jenner goes missing Do they put her photo on the back of a bottle of tranny fluid"

"Biochemists at Chipotle have discovered a way to defeat ISIS militants without any civilian casualties Free Burrito Bowls."

"Is life fair? Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo."

"Every website requiring subscription would like to wish you a Happy Birthday today!"

"What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ? A Gorilla"

"So, my girlfriend is a porn star . . . . . . she is going to be SO pissed when she find out."

"My computer isn't that nervous. It's just a bit ANSI."