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Joke of the Day
"Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I've never cum across one."
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"What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T? Coconut."
"Why do fat chicks give good head? Because they have to"
"I had a joke about insanity but then I lost it."
"Why are Dendrochronologists Forever Alone?"
"I work in an elevator. It has its ups and downs."
"How did Darth Vader know what Luke had for Christmas? He felt his presents."
"My brother shit himself.... my mom said holy shit"
"""Son, I wanted to let you know you were adopted,"" my dad told me. ""Are you kidding? Really?"" I shouted. ""Yup, get ready,"" he said. ""They'll be picking you up in about an hour."""
"He insulted my sister, and I let it slide. He insulted my mother, and I let it slide. Then...he insulted my tweets."