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Joke of the Day
"There's a moron in every office. They usually get paid more than you."
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"broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places."
"1 Bitcoin = 19.62 USD. What does it say about your economy when imaginary internet money is worth more than your ""Real World Money""?"
"Becoming hard to tell difference between credible news organizations like 4chan and troll sites like New York Post."
"Why girls don't have willys Little brother came into the kitchen and declared ""mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow"""
"Why do fish live in salt water? Because *pepper* makes them sneeze!"
"Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream."
"Amish Hooker What's an Amish Hooker do? Ten Mennonite! (Mennonite link on the front page made me think of this one.) edit: I accidentally a "")"", but I'm getting a kick out of the weird comments. :-)"
"Today, the doctor told me that the bottom of my heart has stopped functioning. My girlfriend will be disappointed; that's the part I loved her from."
"Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?"