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Joke of the Day
"Is there an easy way to leave a dance circle or do I have to die here?"
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"Everybody thinks they are cool... Until they fuck up a handshake with a black guy."
"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
"A Higgs boson walks into a church, ""We don't allow Higgs bosons in here!"" shouts the priest. ""But without me, how can you have mass?"" asks the particle."
"What falls faster from a tree? A leaf or an emo? The leaf, the rope stops the emo."
"The thunder god.. sat upon his favourite Filly, I'm Thor, He Cried! The Horse replied, You forgot your thaddle thilly"
"If wandering off was an Olympic sport, my mind would be a gold medalist."
"Sorry Im late, I saw that Spongebob episode where he's a lifeguard but cant swim, even though they live underwater & now my brain is leaking"
"this nation needs a monument dedicated to its teens. how about a giant middle finger carved out of a mountainside"
"The Irish must be very rich... ...since their capital is always Dublin"