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Joke of the Day
"Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!"
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"I once knew a women who started walking five miles a day when she turned 60... . Well, she's 99 now and we have no idea where she is."
"It's actually easy to spell Connecticut if you think Apple are creating a brand new self-harming app. Connect-iCut."
"At the mattress store I set all the sleep numbers to 69, because I'm hilarious and original and sexy."
"I like a girl that isn't afraid to jump in front of me during a robbery & say ""babe, please. I got this one, you bought dinner."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !"
"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"
"I'm really scared that the Fine Bros are going to sue me because I just had an allergic reaction."
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
"Incidentally, the WORST trick the Devil ever pulled was trying to convince the world he wasn't fat by wearing a t-shirt in the pool."