202068

Joke of the Day

"I just shaved my legs for the first time in 2 weeks so if you will come clean out my tub I won't judge u for making a beautiful rug"

"What is worse than a dude shooting cum on your floor? A dude farting cum on your floor."

"Where does letters to Santa go. (Dark Humor) In the trash, he's not real."

"I'm sick of hearing about this World Class chef at Taco Bell. Chefs don't work at Taco Bell. Your weed dealer works at Taco Bell."

"What do you get when you squeeze a Synagogue? Jews."

"What do you call a Muslim woman without a burka? Dead."

"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."

"Stealing being illegal is why I can't have nice things."

"What do, you call a handicapped person with a, vasectomy? A seedless, vegetable."

"First time I ever saw a dry-erase board I said ""that's remarkable."""