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Joke of the Day
"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack."
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"Looking for someone to shovel my snow while dressed as a stormtrooper. No weirdos."
"Confuse the cable guy when he finally shows up at your house by telling him he'll have to wait outside until your favorite TV show is over."
"How do you ruin a joke? By reposting it every week!"
"Whats the difference between a feminist and a jihad? one actually fights for change"
"I just ate a silica salt packet and I've been using a plastic bag as a toy because I live life on the motherfucking edge."
"Ladies don't pass gas. We just let it bubble up inside until it bursts out in the form of nonstop chatter about some chick we hate at work."
"Why are all the streets in Paris lined with trees? Because Nazis prefer to march in the shade."
"today i saw a dog barking at a ball and i thougt, ah yes, good dog. i too curse the very things which bring me joy"
"How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America? They had reservations."