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Joke of the Day
"Why can a T-Rex not touch his toes? Because he's extinct"
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"There was this story on overcrowded animal shelters... I just couldn't put it down."
"Why r/Jokes has too much tiny jokes? Thus you can move on to the next one faster"
"A fun prank if your roommate is a cartoon character is to draw clothes on the mirror so he leaves the house not realizing he's naked."
"A man was found dead with his penis in a jar of crunchy peanut butter He was fucking nuts"
"squirrel probs"
"What do you call a magic dog? Labracadabrador."
"LPT: Don't trust everything you read on Facebook Unless it's the pope endorsing Trump. That definitely happened."
"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"Did you hear about the wrestler who was beaten by a vampire? He was down for the count"