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Joke of the Day

"""Oh my god, that's so offensive!""- Someone, about everything."

"A joke i came up with.... detective: time of death 4:20 police officer: eyyyy detective: eyyyyy corpse: eyyyy"

"8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there."

"You know what they say about fast typers?[OC] They can make a girl qwert Credit: sumkid (Maria) and I"

"At the end of the Age of Dinosaurs what happened to the good ones? They got veloci-raptured."

"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."

"Person: ""That's a beautiful baby."" Me: ""Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."" Person: ""Awe, what's his name?"" Me: ""Grandpa."""

"My housemates may get angry at me for stealing all their cooking utensils.. ..but quite frankly that's a whisk I'm willing to take."

"I swallowed my keys It's a pain in the ass getting in and out of the doors."

"It was really foggy on my way home today Looked quite misterious"