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Joke of the Day

"Yesterday I tried to catch the fog... Mist."

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist looks up the family tree, a gynecologist looks up the family bush."

"Why do seagulls fly over the sea Because if they flew over the bay then they would be bagels"

"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because we killed the one who had a dream. Happy MLK day"

"What's the difference between a Toaster and Hitler? A toaster can only burn two things at once."

"So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town. It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*"

"You can make jokes about anything, just not mexicans That's crossing the border!"

"What do you call a spontaneous man named Lee? spontaneously"

"Why was the father centipede annoyed? Because all of his children needed new shoes."

"BABY BOSS: we need to talk about your work ethic ME: *covers face with hands* BABY BOSS: oh guess he's out for lunch. I'll talk to him later"