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Joke of the Day

"A weeping willow tree is just like a regular willow tree only married"

"How many ears does Spock have? Three, a left ear, right ear, and a Final Frontier."

"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."

"Two fish were in a tank, and one said to the other: ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"At which place do mostly all men and women have curly hair? Namibia... but i like the way you think ( )"

"What did the potato ask the cow? Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes."

"TIFU by being King of the jungle. I am Lion. lololol"

"Why do people have sex when they go camping? Because it's fucking in tents!"

"How can I ever be happy... If I was born crying?"

"Dont wanna cause any alarm.But hold off on the #HappyNewYear stuff.Just traveled 1 yr into the future.lets just say it went badly 4 all of u"