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Joke of the Day
"What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? A Zimmer frame"
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"Whats the cheapest type of meat? Deer balls, they are under a buck"
"What do men do after orgasm? 1% Do it again 1% Go Smoking 1% Fall Asleep 97% Clear History EDIT: Punctuation"
"2 Owls 2 owls are sitting in a tree. First turns to the second and says, ""Did you hear Bill's getting a divorce?"" The second Owl replies, ""Who?"""
"'Dad, how do you feel about abortions?' Why don't you ask your sister? But I don't have a .........oooooh."
"Why is Stevey Wonder Smiling all the time? He doesn't know he's black."
"Q: Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse? - A: Catch."
"Smoking kills. Smoking panics. Smoking tries to hide the body."
"Popping my cherry please be mean. What does the hillbilly say when his sister is surprised? ""Well it's the right hole naw!"""
"Waiter this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir thats because it was only ground this morning."