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Joke of the Day
"What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? A Zimmer frame"
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"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"
"What do you call Bruno Mars? Michael Jackson the third."
"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"Why does Mrs. Claus not have any kids? Because Santa only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."
"I named my penis the truth - Because women can't handle it."
"How does every racist joke start? By looking over you shoulders."
"What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common? Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready."
"When I get home to find my wife naked in the tub, seductively asking me to ""warm her up"", I dont waste a second.. to throw in a hairdryer"
"Being a vegetarian is a big missed steak."