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Joke of the Day

"Folks are worried about global warming and social security, when the real crisis is that one day elderly drivers will know how to text."

"Why did the blonde snort Nutrasweet? Because she thought it was Diet Coke"

"If two past lovers can remain friends, either they never were in love or they still are."

"There are more skeletons wearing suits beneath the ground than there are living people."

"Girls on dating apps get bombarded with too many lame and boring messages For them, finding the good ones is like finding a needle in a hey-stack."

"Donald Trump's Best Friend Donald Trump was talking about his best friend, ""Eugene Wall."" He said that he liked to call him ""Euge"" for short."

"I'm taking my mother-in-law to the new Resident Evil movie because she's staying with me and I love subliminal messages."

"What is a pirate's favorite letter? When the person answers ""R"" you say ""You'd think that but me first love be the C."""

"What kind of weapon does a seasoned vet use? A salt rifle."

"What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another? A rocking Cher."