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Joke of the Day

"What does snowman have and snow women doesn't, snowballs."

"My ex is like Hurricane Katrina... She fucked New Orleans too."

"Where do black parents get gifts for their children? At Toys We Is"

"Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport? Because he was Snowden."

"So Trump wants to ban Muslims. But if prohibition has taught me anything it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."

"Did you hear about the most recent FIFA scandal? Turns out Lionel was a little Messi in his financial records."

"I accidentally gave my wife super glue instead of Chapstick She's still not talking to me."

"What do you call the first Irish woman ever created? A McRib"

"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"

"I can't wait until Taylor Swift breaks up with a black guy so she can put out a rap album."