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Joke of the Day
"Is your refrigerator running?"
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"My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk, but I'll show her!"
"I really think they should rename the ""Twin"" size mattress to ""Jack"", since it makes more sense along with the King and Queen sizes, and that's mostly what happens in that size bed anyway."
"How do government employees wink when they're at work? They briefly open one eye."
"Don't tell me you're fat because obesity runs in your family... Not a damn thing has ever run in your family."
"That awkward moment when you see someone that you've been texting all day and you have nothing to say because you already know everything."
"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"
"I call my dick fun Because it's what girls just want to have!"
"I've decided to start my own herb garden. I've got a lot of extra Thyme."
"Why should you feel bad for the gay homeless population? Because they don't have any closets to come out of"