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Joke of the Day

"My wife thinks I'm too drunk to take the goldfish for a walk, but I'll show her!"

"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."

"*proposes to girlfriend* *accidentally drops ring in the street* ""I'll still marry you"" Sorry, I'm married to the streets now"

"Where can you go to send a soul to heaven? An abortion clinic."

"Three guys walk into a bar You'd think one of them would've seen it"

"Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well."

"There was once a starving homeless man near Pyongyang... This joke has been removed. Food and shelter are plentiful in North Korea. To desire more is greed."

"How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb? One can't, but two can."

"u don't need dangerous marijuana pot get high on life -ride a bike -read a good book -make a sacrifice to the dark lord -watch a sunset"

"They say love is worth more than money. But I'm pretty sure my landlord is gona want more than a hug."