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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Davey Crockett and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"Which is the meat patties' least favourite day of the week? Fry-day!"

"You know you have an awesome bra... when you can do the entire Head and Shoulders, Knees and Toes' song.... with just a slight adjustment of the shoulder straps!"

"What do you call a quadriplegic Canadian? A Can't-adian!"

"Some people think the Arctic and the Antarctic are the same... ...but in reality, they are polar opposites."

"I bet if Jesus were here right now, he'd be like ""Toilets are amazing."""

"The Ikea corporation was found not guilty yesterday for assassinating a rival companies CEO. While there were several damning pieces of evidence, the detectives couldn't seem to put the case together."

"Why are iPhones' batteries not called apple juice Because they don't have enough juice in them ^Explanation: ^circlejerk ^on ^iPhone's ^battery ^running ^out ^fast don't kill me pls, i love apple ^yay"

"I challenged Brock Lesnar to a fight.. But he ain't got the guts."

"What is it called when you give money to a plains bison? A buffaloan!"