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Joke of the Day

"Tried to pick up a woman at a cremation once. Got my fingers burnt."

"I asked my aunt how much a couple is, she said two or three Maybe that's why her relationships don't work out so well"

"How many jail guards does it take to change a light bulb? Why does it matter? Everyone knows the prison system can't change anything."

"I liked watching squirrel soap operas unfold in my backyard right up until the damn neighbor cat murdered all the actors."

"Why shouldn't happy people hang out with crustaceans? They get crabby! Badum tsss."

"A local farmer just received an award from the city. It was for being outstanding in his field."

"Why couldn't Christopher Reeve pay his landlord? Back rent."

"I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes. Whatever. I'm fine."

"Where do go when you are cold? - The corner it is always 90 degrees. :-)"

"People that don't tweet for months and then show up like nothing happened... Was it jail? I bet it was jail."