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Joke of the Day

"How many Greg leganis does it take to fill a swimming pool I don't know but it only takes one to empty it."

"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."

"""911 whats your emerge-"" I THOUGHT I COULD TAKE THESE PANTS OFF WITHOUT TAKING OFF MY SHOES"

"Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color? he had a reptile dysfunction..."

"Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, its heading straight for the World Trade Center."

"The drunker I get, the more dance moves I know."

"Why is Russia a very fast country ? Because the people are always Russian !"

"I do this really cute thing where I yawn right before my girlfriend kisses me so I almost swallow her face"

"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? Dubai doesn't like the Flinstones but Abu Dhabi do"

"Girl told me she had a dream that I made love to her I mean, technically, she didn't say ""dream,"" she said ""nightmare,"" but close enough."