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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Vietnam return to feudalism following 1975? 'Cause Charlie don't serf."

"I asked my 5yo not to do something, and he just smiled maniacally and nodded his head until I gave up. I'm going to try this on my wife."

"afraid Alone in my room and and thinking someone is also there lol."

"What do cats major in college? String theory!!"

"6yo: MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU 8yo: AND ALSO WITH YOU When their Star Wars obsession mixes with that time Nana took them to Catholic mass."

"(nsfw) How do you know the female bartender is mad at you? There's a string in your bloody Mary"

"Wanna hear a medically incorrect racist joke? Glaucoma is short for driving like Asians syndrome"

"Why isn't there a Windows 9? ""Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?"" ""Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."""

"What do you call an Irishman who can't hold his liquor? [OC] A quadriplegic."

"Wanna hear something gross about USA? $18.124 trillion"