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Joke of the Day

"What do terrorist Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction."

"How do you know you're at a redneck wedding? Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church"

"Me and my flat-chested wife went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor said, ""What seems to be the problem?"" ""Well"", I said%"

"My grandfather lost his tongue during WW2 He never talks about it."

"Why did the Eskimo break up with his girlfriend? He just wasn't really Inuit..."

"I told the boys at the pub that the first thing I will do if I win the lottery is buy a couple of rounds... of ammunition to keep all you losers away."

"How did the pastry chef do on the donut-making exam? She passed with frying crullers."

"1997: Skynet becomes self-aware 2029: T-1s are sent to kill Sarah Connor 2034: Warranty expires on T-1s. 99% of them break down within hours"

"How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Apparently she will screw anything."

"ur only a true 2012s kid if u remember kony"